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stfu bitch

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I've heard it before, and it's a stupid thing to be irritated by, but: "No woman will ever be truely satisfied... Because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money"???

Not even BOTHERING to laugh at the stupid display of how men still believe the idea (recently illustrated by Sarah Haskins) that chocolate is something like crack to an addict suffering from withdrawals, or that women care only about money, REALLY??

To any man who actually DOES believe women are like this, come on. We all know that even if your penis WAS made of chocolate and ejaculated money, you still wouldn't know how to use it to please a woman anyway, if that's all you think you know about us. So there.